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Information technology'south Australian Slang time! Something that's all too common on my dizzy Australian travel blog!

When people visit Australia, y'all don't actually demand to larn English! That'southward considering anybody hear talks in slang all the time. And Australian Slang doesn't resemble the Queen'southward English language at all.

For farther reference, check out the beneath books – but read on!

What are some examples of Australian Slang?

Dogs Breakfast – a mess (y'all know, when the canis familiaris looks into his bowl in the morning)
Busier than a one toothed human being in a corn on the cob eating contest – extremely busy
Mad Rooter  – someone who loves sex
Shocker  – someone who's having a bad solar day
Skippy – an Australian
Yank – an American
Seppo  – short rhyming slang for an American
Sheep Shagger  – a New Zealander
Jesus Bars  – those handles that you hang off that are placed above the doors of your car on the inside. Needed if you're in the car with one of the world'south worst drivers
5 finger discount  – something that's costless if you steal it without being caught.

Australian Slang is like another whole linguistic communication in itself! If English is your second linguistic communication (and fifty-fifty if it is your commencement!) those English language lessons were a complete waste of your time and money.

Merely that'south where I come up into information technology. I've produced this rather comprehensive listing of Australian slang words, insults, expressions and silly colloquialisms to assist y'all endeavour and make sense of this mutant version of English! Learning Aussie slang should be on everyone's bucket listing!

I hope you will enjoy my lesson in Australian Slang, Expressions, Insults and Sayings!

Hey, even I don't understand some of these, and I utilise these expressions all of the time! It's like my Australian Slang Dictionary!

Australian Slang is just another product of the colonisation of the world by the British Empire. When the English linguistic communication was exported, English language took on another form of information technology'due south own. Just similar the lightheaded Australian Culture and Stereotypes.

Australian slang has evolved over time to something that's almost unrecognisable!

If English has well-nigh a million words that 'belong' to the language, then slang words from all effectually the world surely would brand up around 80% of those words. If you're a professor of linguistics, allow me know if I'1000 on the ball! (this means correct!)

If you lot're looking to commencement a new life in Australia, you lot might actually need to learn some of these Australian Slang words to laissez passer an Australian Citizenship Test one day, considering they'll probably be on the test!

Anyhow, here is my dizzy list of Australian Slang. Enjoy mate! You'll need this guide in amongst all of the other silly Australian Travel Tips if y'all ever come over from the other side of the globe!

There are so many great reasons to visit Australia!

If you ever get to meet me, I'll be using a lot of these Australian Slang Terms! I've even put them in alphabetical order for you for quick reference!

Here we go!

Australian Slang Words: Everything You Wanted To Know. From Funny Phrases, Sayings, Quotes, Insults, Idioms, Expressions, Swear Words to Silly Colloquialisms – The Travel Tart Ultimate Guide & Version to Aussie Slang!

A

• A book short of a library – someone who'southward a bit stupid
• An egg brusk of a dozen – equally higher up
• A penny brusk of a pound – as above
• A snag (sausage) short of a barbie – as to a higher place
• A tin can short of a slab – every bit above
• A grape short of a bunch – every bit above
• A sandwich short of a picnic – equally above
• A stubby short of a six pack – as to a higher place
• A bitch on heat – a adult female seeking casual sexual practice
• Accadacca – slang for hard stone band, ACDC
• Ace – that's excellent
• A few stubbies curt of a six pack – not quite at that place in the head
• Aerial ping pong – Australian Rules Football
• After darks – sharks

• Air con – airconditioning
• Airy fairy – ambiguous or vague
• Aggro – aggressive
• All the go – fashionable
• Amber fluid – beer
• Ambo – an ambulance person/paramedic
• Talocrural joint biter – a small kid. You know, pocket-size plenty to seize with teeth your ankles
• Ape due south%&it – an expression of extreme anger, likewise ways going crazy
• Apple tree Eater – a Tasmanian
• Argy Bargy – a fight
• Arse – bottom
• Arse licker – someone who tries to befriend you only is not really genuine about it
• Arse over tit – when yous autumn over something
• Arse wipe – an idiot
• Arvo – afternoon
• As obvious as dog'south balls – obvious
• Equally pop as a rattle snake in a lucky dip – not pop
• Every bit deficient every bit hen's teeth – very rare
• As useful every bit a third armpit – useless
• Every bit useful as tits on a bull – useless
• As useful every bit a one legged man in an arse kick competition – again, useless!
• Equally useful equally an ash tray on a motorbike – useless

• Attack of the munchies – hungry
• Avo – avocado
• Aussie – brusque for Australian
• Aussie salute – waving away the flies
• Australian Kiss (or Aussie Kiss) – but like a French Osculation, simply 'Down Nether'…

B

• Back of Bourke – somewhere isolated
• Backdoor Bandit – a gay person
• Backhander – a ransom
• Bag – to criticise
• Bond – to abolish something, like your plans or even a date y'all actually didn't desire to continue!
• Ball and concatenation – means that you're married
• Balls – testicles
• Banana Bender – someone from Queensland
• Banter – an exchange of teasing remarks – not meant to be offensive, more than playful
• Barbie – barbeque
• Banter – to back up your sports squad
• Barry Crocker – a shocker
• Basketcase – a crazy person
• Bastard – a term of endearment for you lot best friend. Frequently, you're best friend is a full bastard, but your worst enemy is a footling scrap of a bastard!
• Bathers – swimsuit
• Bazza – Barry
• Beak – nose
• Belter – really good, or excellent
• Bean counter – an accountant
• Bearded clam – a vagina
• Beat around the bush – someone who says a lot without saying anything
• Beaut – the best
• Beer Goggles – what you lot get when y'all drinkable to much alcohol and you start viewing unattractive members of the reverse sex every bit gorgeous
• Beer gut – a fat stomach
• Bevan – someone who likes cars, a bit of a hoon
• Bevvie – drink
• Beyond the black stump – run into Dorsum of Bourke
• Bible basher – a very religious person
• Big knob – someone in upper management
• Big Unit – a large person
• Big note oneself – to brag nigh 1'southward achievements or features
• Big Smoke – a very big city that's ofttimes polluted
• Bikkie/bickie – biscuit
• Billy – teapot
• Bin Craven – the Ibis, a native bird that hangs effectually rubbish bins looking for an easy feed

• Bingle – a motor vehicle or car accident
• Fleck of a yarn – to a have a talk or chat with someone
• Bite your arse – shut up, be quiet
• Bities – biting insects like ants, or mozzies (mosquitoes)
• Bizzo – business organization
• Bullheaded – drunk
• Blind Freddy – to point out something obvious, i.e. even Bullheaded Freddy could have seen that
• Block – caput
• Bloke – man
• Bloody oath – that'south true
• Blotto – drunk
• Blower – telephone
• Blowie – a wing
• Accident in – an uninvited person
• Blow in the bag – an alcohol breathalyser test undertaken by the coppers (police) when they pull your car on the side of the road

• Accident me down – an expression of astonishment
• Bludger – a lazy person who doesn't like to work
• Blueish Heeler – a policeman
• Bluey – a crimson headed person. See 'Ranga'
• Blunnies – Blundstone boots
• Boardies – boardshorts, worn by surfers
• Bobby – glass of beer in Western Australia
• Bodgy – something that is of inferior quality
• Bogan – a redneck, uncultured and uncouth person
• Bogged – stuck in some very deep sand or mud in your car (eg. a four wheel bulldoze vehicle)
• Bog in – to launch into eating a lot of nutrient very quickly with a tonne of enthusiasm
• Bogus – fake
• Boil over  – an unexpected upshot, usually in a sporting event where the massive underdog wins
• Bollocks – testicles
• Bomb – an old car
• Bombed – high on drugs
• Boobs – breasts
• Boofhead – a fool
• Bonnet – the hood of a car
• Bondi Cigar – a piece of poo found floating at Commonwealth of australia'south well-nigh famous beach. As well referred to as 'Chocolate-brown Eyed Mullet'.
• Bonk – sex
• Bonk buddies – casual sex partners
• Bonkers – crazy, or basics
• Bored sh$%less – extremely bored
• Bonzer – awesome
• Boot – the trunk of a car
• Booze Bus – vehicle police utilise to catch drunk drivers
• Boozer – a pub

• Bottler – excellent
• Bottlo – bottle shop to purchase liquor
• Box – a television set set
• Brass razoo – y'all have no money
• Breadbasket – tum
• Brekkie – breakfast
• Brickie – a brick layer
• Brick sh$% house – something that is very solid or very well built
• Brisvegas – the city of Brisbane. Too known every bit Brizzie

• Broke – no money
• Brolly – umbrella
• Brown centre – anus
• Bruce – an Australian man. Google the Monty Python sketch about it!
• Brumby – a wild equus caballus
• Bub – baby
• Buckley's chance – no run a risk
• Bucks Party – bachelor party
• Budgie smugglers – those tight plumbing equipment swimming trunks. Looks similar a guy is transporting a small-scale bird in them
• Bugger – bad luck
• Bugger all – none, or nothing
• Bugger me – I'm surprised
• Bugger off – go lost
• Bugger up – to mess up
• Buggerlugs – a term of endearment for someone when you lot want to annoy them
• Buggered – tired. Meet stuffed
• Buggery – a place of male prostitution
• Bullsh#$ – a lie, or total crap
• Bullsh#$ artist – someone who bullsh$#s a lot
• Bum – butt
• Bum fluff – facial pilus
• Bung – to put something somewhere. eastward.thou. just bung information technology in the oven
• Bunghole – mouth
• Burning the Midnight Oil – staying up for a long time to get something finished
• Bush-league – the outback
• Bushman'south clock – kookaburra (a native bird)
• Bush pig – an unattractive adult female
• Busier than a one armed brick layer in Baghdad – extremely busy (think of this i as a mental paradigm and you'll go it!)
• Busted – ways something is broken. Also means that you've been caught in the act doing something that you shouldn't be doing
• Bosom up – an argument
• Butcher – a very minor glass of beer. Usually only referenced in S Australia
• BYO – Bring your own alcohol. Some restaurants in Australia allow this. Otherwise you might see this on a party invitation because no ane wants to pay for your beer!

C

• Cabbie – a cab commuter, or taxi driver
• Cab Sav – shortened version of the grape variety, Cabernet Savignon
• Cactus – cleaved or useless
• Cake hole – mouth
• Call it quits / phone call it a 24-hour interval – to stop
• Camel – a promiscuous person. Someone who has lots of 'humps'
• Military camp – homosexual
• Cancer stick – cigarette

• Cane Toad – someone from Queensland
• Cans – breasts
• Canuck – a Canadian
• Carn – come on!
• Cardie – cardigan
• Cark information technology – to die
• Cat's pajamas – something that'south really excellent
• True cat piss – very bad wine
• Charge like a wounded balderdash – a identify that charges very high prices
• Chat – to talk
• Cheap as chips – very cheap!
• Checkout chick – a supermarket cashier or clerk
• Derisive – someone who shows a lack of politeness in a likeable wayf
• Cheerios – small sausage consisting of mystery meat
• Cheesed off – annoyed or pissed off
• Chick – girl
• Chick flick – a movie that women like. Commonly romantic comedies etc
• Chin wag – a very long word
• Chippie – carpenter
• Chit chat – a talk
• Choccy Biccy – a chocolate biscuit
• Chockers, or chocka cake – very full of food
• Chockie – a chocolate
• Chook – a craven. Chooks is the plural version
• Chrisse – Christmas
• Chrome dome – a baldheaded man
• Chuck a lefty – please turn left
• Chuck a righty – please plow correct
• Chuck a spaz – to become really, really mad or angry
• Chuck a Uey – please practice a U turn
• Chuck Up – to vomit or spew
• Chunder – to vomit when you're really, really drunk
• Chew and Spew – fast nutrient
• Chewing the fat – having a talk
• Chewy – chewing gum
• Ciggy – a cigarette
• Clap – gonorrhoea. Used in the context of 'I've got the clap'
• Clapped out – broken
• Click – kilometre
• Clodhoppers – feet
• Clucky – a adult female who feels maternal
• Coathanger – the Sydney Harbour Bridge
• Cobber – friend. See 'mate'
• Cockie – a cockatoo, a native Australian bird
• Cockroach – someone from New Due south Wales
• Coldie – a cold beer
• Cods Wallop – full rubbish
• Come a guster – made a very big mistake
• Com to blows – to fight
• Conch/conchie – someone who is a conscientious person
• Congrats – Congratulations!
• Melt top – stove
• Coppers – policemen
• Aspersion – something that is splendid
• Couldn't be bothered – don't want to do something
• Cossie – swimsuit. See togs
• Venereal – public lice
• Crack a fat – to gain an erection. Besides known as crack a fatty
• Cranky – someone who is in a actually foul mood!
• Crack onto someone – to pursue someone romantically
• Crapper – toilet
• Crawler – someone who tries to get on the right side of people in a non-genuine fashion. Like to Arse licker
• Creamed  – to defeat the opposition team by a very big margin
• Crikey! – an expression used when you're astonished about something. This saying was made famous by Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter
• Croc – crocodile

• Crook – ill. Used in the context of 'I'm crook'
• Cantankerous land wrestling – rugby league
• Crow Eater – someone from South Australia
• Crown jewels – genitals
• Cruddy – very poor quality
• Weep infant – an developed who becomes easily upset – like to 'sook'
• CUB – cashed up bogan. An uncouth person who has a lot of money
• Cubby firm – play house for children
• C%$t – a term of endearment for one of your closest friends
• Cuppa – a cup of tea
• Cutting luncheon – sandwiches
• Curly – a bald person
• Cutting someone's grass – to striking on someone'southward wife or husband

D

• Dad n Dave – rhyming slang for a shave. Dad northward Dave was a popular radio show
• Dag – an affectionate term for someone who is a bit of a geek or nerd
• Dags – poo on your trousers
• Daks – pants or trousers
• Darwin Stubbie – the largest beer bottle in the world – it holds two.25 litres of beer, from the Northern Territory
• Engagement – your bum hole
• Dazza – Darren
• Dazzler – a very adept looking person
• Expressionless Cert – shortened form of 'a dead certainty'
• Dead Horse – rhyming slang for lycopersicon esculentum sauce
• Dead marine – an empty beer bottle
• Dead Ringer – exactly the same, or an exact copy. Similar to the German term 'Doppelganger'
• Expressionless set – genuine, authentic
• Dear – expensive
• Death trap – an extremely unsafe and unroadworthy auto – more than likely to crusade your own death, or kill others
• Deep and Meaningful – an of import, personal conversation you have with someone. Likewise known as D & M
• Defo – definitely
• Dero – someone who is derelict
• Devo – devastated
• Punch – confront
• Dickhead – an idiot
• Dill – an idiot
• Dingers – condoms
• Digger – an Australian solider
• Din dins – dinner
• Dingaling – a very silly person
• Dinky di – genuine, much like Fair Dinkum
• Dipstick – an idiot, loser
• Dirty – to be really actually angry
• Divvy van – police wagon where you lot are transported back to the police station
• Dob (someone) in – to report someone or provide confidential data on someone to someone else
• Docket – a receipt, or bill
• Doco – a documentary
• Dog – an unattractive woman
• Dog and Os – rhyming slang for phone

• Domestic dog's Breakfast – a full mess. Call back about it. When a dog wakes up in the morning and looks into his messy basin…
• Dog's Center – rhyming slang for meat pie
• Dole – unemployment payments from the Australian regime
• Dole Bludger – someone on unemployment benefits who doesn't want to look for a job
• Done a Steve Bradbury – fortunate to win something. Steve was Australia'due south starting time aureate medalist at the Winter Olympics. He won the men's short track skating considering everyone in front of him fell over and he crossed the line first. Good on him though. He deserved it because he tried his guts out for years
• Donger – penis
• Ass's Years – a very, very long fourth dimension!
• Doodle – penis
• Doona – Duvet
• Dodgey – not quite right, or a shady grapheme
• Dosh – coin
• Dough – coin
• Do Your Block – lose your mind, lose your temper etc
• Drier than a Pommy's bathmat – I'm thirsty
• Drink with the flies – to drink booze by yourself
• Drongo – a dumb person
• Drop Acquit – a mythical fauna locals draw to tourists where bears drop out of copse and injure people

• Drib kick – an idiot
• Dropping the kids off at the pool – taking a dump
• Druggie – drug aficionado
• Drumstick – chicken leg
• Boozer as a skunk – manifestly, drunk
• Dummy – a pacifier for a infant
• Dud root – someone who is bad at sex
• Dunno – shortened version of 'I don't know'
• Dunny – toilet
• Dunny diver – a plumber
• Durrey  – a cigarette you curl yourself

E

• Earbash – to talk non stop
• Earbasher – someone who talks non finish to you
• Easy Campese – it's really like shooting fish in a barrel. David Campese used to exist an Australian rugby thespian
• Easy on – slow down or calm down
• Elbow Grease – hard piece of work
• Empties – empty beer bottles. Hopefully, you're the one that'due south consumed the beer out of them!
• Even Stevens – where you don't owe each other anything
• Every canis familiaris will take information technology's 24-hour interval – your time will come eventually
• Esky – cooler box
• Exy – expensive

F

• Face up fungus – facial hair
• Faceless – drunk
• Confront like a dropped pie – someone who is ugly. As well see 'Fugly'
• Facey – slang for social networking website, Facebook
• Fag – cigarette
• Fair dinkum – truthful, honest, genuine
• Fair get mate – means you desire to exist treated fairly
• Fairy – a gay person
• Fan-f$%^ing-tastic – that'due south excellent! Can likewise mean that's bad depending on the context
• Fanny – vagina
• Fart arse around – to waste product time or procrastinate
• Feral – badly behaved person
• Festy – something that smells off or is decomposing
• FIGJAM – F%$k I'k Good, Just Enquire Me. Someone who is up themselves or has a very high opinion of them self which is not warranted or substantiated past others. You might know this person at work
• Filthy – really disappointed
• Fin dick – a surfer
• Firie – a fireman
• Fisho – the fish and chip shop
• Fiver – a $5 notation

• Fizzer – a failure or thwarting
• Flat chat /full bore – doing something very quickly
• Flat out like a lizard drinking – very busy
• Flattie – a flat tyre
• Flick – to get rid of something
• Flicks – the movies
• Flick it on – to turn something on, like a television (Idiot Box) or radio
• Flog the log – to masturbate
• Flogging the plastic – using your credit card a lot – unremarkably unsustainably
• Foodie – a person who loves gourmet food
• Footy – football. Usually refers to Australian Rules Football game, or Aerial Ping Pong
• Fox – an attractive woman
• Franger – condom
• Freckle – anus
• Freebie – something that is free
• Frenchie – condom
• Freshie – freshwater crocodile
• Frog – a Frenchman
• Front upwards – to turn up somewhere
• Frostie – a very cold bottle of beer
• Frothy – a beer
• Fruit cake – a crazy person
• Fruit loop – a crazy person
• F%$g me dead! – that's actually surprising
• Fugly – a mesh of two words, f*%&ing ugly
• Full – full of piss, meaning drunkard
• Full of beans – loftier energy
• Fully ill – first-class
• Fun numberless – breasts
• Funny subcontract – the mental aviary
• Fur burger – vagina
• Furphy – rumour

Thou

• Gabba – the Brisbane Cricket Ground. Located in the Brisbane suburb of Woolloongabba
• Galah – a native Australian bird, simply the slang version means a person is a noisy idiot
• Garbos, or Garbologist – the garbage people who collect your rubbish
• Thou'day – practiced day, or howdy
• Get a Guernsey – to receive an award
• Get a wiggle on – I need to keep moving
• Get on your goat – you're annoying me
• Get your hand off information technology! – end talking crap
• Ginger Beer – rhyming slang for 'Engineer'
• Give it abroad – to surrender
• Give information technology a burl – permit's effort this
• Give someone a bell – give someone a call on the telephone (you know, vocalism calls, non SMS!)
• Give yourself an octopus – requite yourself a wank (masturbate)
• Goalie – goalkeeper
• Goanna – rhyming slang for a piano
• Gob – mouth
• Gobfull – to abuse someone
• Gobsmacked – surprised
• Goes downwards like a lead balloon – a failure
• Going off like a frog in a sock – going crazy
• Going off similar a bucked of prawns in the sunday – going smelly
• Going troppo – going crazy, usually in the heat of the tropics
• Expert oil – useful information, or just something that is very good in full general
• Goodies – treats
• Good sport – a skilful person
• Goog, as full as a – once once again, another crazy word for drunk
• Adept on ya – great job
• Goon bag – wine that comes from a silverish bladder
• Goose – idiot
• Gone walkabout – gone travelling
• Granny Apartment – a detached building next to your house – where your grandmother or grandfather might live if they're with yous
• Light-green Death – Victoria Bitter beer
• Greenie – environmentalist
• Gregory Peck – neck
• Grog – booze – beer, wine, annihilation alcoholic!
• Grommet – young surfer
• Grouse – terrific
• Chow – food
• Grundies – undies, or underwear
• Gutful of piss – boozer
• Gutless wonder – a coward
• Gyno – gynaecologist

H

• Half arsed – a job that'southward not complete. There is no such term equally 'full arsed' for a finished job!
• Hangry – hungry and angry at the same time
• Happy equally a canis familiaris with two tails – extremely happy
• Difficult Yakka – hard work
• Accept a Blue – to have a fight
• Have a Helm Cook – have a look
• Have a go you mug – y'all're not trying
• Have a lash at it – to have a try at something
• Heaps – a lot of something
• Hen fruits – eggs
• Hen'due south night – the bachelorette party
• Herb – marijuana
• Hicks – people who alive in the land
• Hicksville – a remote town. Where the 'hicks' live
• Loftier as a kite – high on drugs
• Striking the frog and toad – going for a bulldoze on the road

• Hollie – holiday
• Holy Dooley – an expression when yous're surprised
• Hooligan – a troublemaker
• Honker – nose
• Hoon – someone who loves driving fast
• Hooroo – good bye
• Hospital pass – a pass you receive in football that might land you in a hospital ward considering y'all're tackled heavily
• Hottie – a hot h2o bottle that you place in bed when it's cold. Also relates to an attractive person (see 'spunk')
• Hot nether the neckband – someone who is angry
• How about a quick seize with teeth? – Allow's become and swallow at present
• How are ya mate? – How are y'all?
• Hump – to have sex

I

• I could swallow a horse and chase the jockey – I'm hungry
• I need that like I need a hole in the head – I don't need it at all
• I reckon – absolutely
• I aroma bacon – I know that the traffic constabulary are around
• Iffy – something that is questionable
• I'm as dry as a dead dingo'southward donger – I'm thirsty
• Imbo – imbecile
• I'chiliad so hungry I could swallow the arse out of a low flying duck – I'm hungry
• Insta – slang for social media website Instagram
• I've got a really bad instance of the trots – I accept bad diarrhoea. Meaning you lot're going to the toilet a lot
• I've got a thirst you lot could photo – I'm thirsty
• Ivories – teeth

J

• Jarmies – pyjamas
• Jatz Crackers – testicles
• Jesus Bars – those handles located in the motorcar ceiling that yous 'hang on' to when you're having a wild ride
• Jimmy Dancer – Cancer
• Joe Blake – rhyming slang for a serpent
• Journo – a journalist
• Jug – electric kettle
• Jugs – breasts
• Jumbuck – a sheep
• Jumper – sweater
• Junk Nutrient – fast food that's very unhealthy

Grand

• Kangaroos loose in the height paddock – a crazy person
• Kazza – Karen
• Kero – kerosene
• Kezza – Kerry
• Kicking the bucket – to pass abroad
• Kindy – Kindergarten.
• Male monarch Brown – a 750 ml bottle of beer (see Tallie)
• Kip – to take a nap
• Knackered – very tired. Also means when testicles are removed from one of your pets
• Knickers – female underwear
• Knob – penis. Also a person who's an idiot
• Knock dorsum – to refuse something
• Knock something – to criticise it
• Knocked upward – pregnant
• Knockers – breasts

L

• Lappy – laptop
• Distraction – a joke
• Larrikin – a cheeky person
• Leckie – electrical blanket
• Legless – a person who is extremely drunk!
• Lemon – something completely useless. Normally referred to bad cars
• Lift – either a ride in a auto, or an elevator
• Similar a rat upwardly a drain pipe – doing something very quickly
• Liquid Amber – beer
• Like a shag on a rock – a shag is a bird that often sits by itself in the ocean
• Lingo – Australian Slang for language
• Lippie – lipstick
• Liquid express joy – a vomit
• Liquid lunch – having simply beer for lunch
• Little Aussie Battler – someone who is experiencing farthermost hardship
• Fiddling boys – frankfurts, or cheerios
• Littlelie – a small kid
• Live on the olfactory property of an oily rag – to alive frugally
• Loaded – yous take a lot of money
• Loaf – head
• Lob in – to visit someone
• Lobster – $twenty notation
• Lollies – sweetness confectionery
• Lolly water – soft drink, or a fizzy drink similar soda
• Longneck – a 750 ml canteen of beer
• Loo – toilet

• Look encounter – to take a look at something
• Loose cannon – someone who is completely out of control
• Lug – ears
• Lung lolly – cigarette
• Lurk – an illegal activity

M

• Macca's – McDonald's, the fast food chain
• Mad – crazy
• Mad as a cutting snake – crazy
• Mad rooter – someone who likes having lots of sex
• Maggie – magpie (a bird)
• Malaka – Greek for wanker. Australia has many people of Greek heritage so this is used a lot
• Manchester – bed sheets/linen
• Mango Madness – actually hot
• Map of Tasmania – woman'south pubic area. Probably not that relevant these days if everyone is getting a Brazilian wax
• Brew – mashed potatoes
• Mate – usually mean friends, but depending on the context, can be derogatory
• Mates rates – discounted services, normally for friends
• Meanie – a mean person
• Meat hangers – see 'budgie smugglers'
• Metho – methylated spirits, or pure alcohol
• Mexican – someone from Victoria. Because they all move across the border to Queensland
• Mickey Mouse – can mean both splendid, or crap! You decide!
• Middy – a 285 ml glass of beer in New S Wales
• Mince – hamburger meat
• Mob – a grouping of people
• Mongrel – an idiot
• Monthly visit from Aunt Flo – a woman's period
• Moo juice – milk
• Moolah – money
• Mozzie – mosquito
• Mucking around – playing giddy games
• Muddied – mud crab, oftentimes establish in northern Commonwealth of australia, and very tasty seafood
• Mull – marijuana
• Muso – musician
• Munchies – snacks like fries, pies, chocolate bars.
• Munted – really drunk
• Mushies – mushrooms
• Muzza – Murray
• Mystery meat – applied to a range of meat appurtenances where you're not quite sure what'south in them, including some sausages

N

• Nappies – diapers
• Newbie – the new person at work
• Newie – a new item
• Never Never – the outback
• Nibblies – finger food
• Nigel – someone who has no friends. Used in the context of 'Nigel No Friends'
• Nipper – young surf life saver
• Noggin – head
• No hoper – someone who will never ever do well in life – a loser
• Nosh – food
• No worries – no problems
• Noughts and crosses – tic tac toe
• Nuddy – naked
• Nuff – enough
• Number cruncher – accountant
• Nun'southward nasty – very dry
• Nut out – to work something out

O

• Ocker – a person from the country
• Off my face – very drunkard
• Offsider – someone who helps you – an assistant
• Off the planet – on drugs
• Off your head – y'all're on drugs and they're making you act out of grapheme
• Old cheese – female parent
• Sometime fella – penis
• Oldies – your parents
• On the nose – very smelly
• On the rags – a woman's period
• One armed bandit – a slot machine/poker machine

• One for the road – the last beverage at the pub before you go home
• Ane off – something that is ane of a kind or unique
• On the piss – drinking lots of alcohol, or 'having a session'
• Op Shop – Opportunity Store. Where second manus or pre used appurtenances can be purchased
• Ordinary – this can be used two was – information technology can hateful excellent, or mediocre. As an instance it tin can be  used in an ironic sense, such every bit when you spot an extremely bonny person – 'he/she looks ordinary!'
• O.S. – Overseas
• Outback – the vast, dry, and largely unpopulated interior of Commonwealth of australia
• Oxygen thief – someone y'all don't like who really doesn't deserve to exist using up all of the globe'due south resources
• Oz – Australia

P

• Pack sh$# – to be very scared
• Paralytic – drunk
• Parliament House – the toilet
• Pash – a long, passionate kiss – like French kissing
• Passion Pop – inexpensive, fizzy alcoholic drink
• Perv – having a long, lustful wait at an bonny member of the contrary sex
• Petrol – gasoline, fuel
• Petrol head – someone who loves cars
• Pick the eyes out of it – to choose the best $.25
• Pickled – drunk
• Piece of piss – very easy
• Piffed – thrown away into the bin
• Pigs – derogatory term for policement
• Grunter'south arse – I don't concur with a unmarried thing that you're saying!
• Pigs ear – beer
• Pig out – eating lots of food
• Piker – someone who leaves your political party or dark out early on
• Pineapple – $50 note
• Pink bits – vagina
• Pink slip – what you go if you lose your job
• Pint – a large glass of beer, normally 500 ml
• Piss – urine. Also means alcohol
• Piss trough – urinal

• Piss trough lolly – the smell disinfectant thing in the urinal
• Pisshead – alcoholic
• Pissed – drunk
• Pissed off – angry
• Plastered – drunk
• Plates of meat – feet
• Play funny buggers – to human activity in a silly way
• Plays is directly – someone who is fair
• Plonk – very cheap wine. Similar the stuff constitute in a goon bag
• Pluggers – inexpensive safety thongs
• Bespeak Percy at the Porcelain – a man who needs to go to the toilet
• Polly or pollie – politcian
• Pokies – power machines, known as slot machines in the United States
• Pommy – an English person
• Pommy Bastard – a term of endearment for an English language person
• Pommy Shower – not really using a shower with h2o – only rubbing deodorant on yourself
• Pong – very bad smell
• Poo farm – sewerage treatment establish
• Poo homo – plumber
• Poo tickets – toilet paper
• Pork – have sex activity
• Porky Pies – telling lies
• Porno – a pornographic movie
• Port – a suitcase
• Postie – postal service man / adult female
• Pot – a 285 ml glass of beer
• Power betoken – an electric outlet
• Pozzy, pozzie or possie – position
• Pram – a stroller to wheel a infant effectually
• Prang – a auto accident
• Prezzie – a present
• Prozzie – a prostitute
• Pub clamber – going to a lot of places to drink in 1 night
• Pull a swiftie – do something quack
• Pull your caput in – close up, or mind your ain business
• Put a sock in it – shut up
• Put on the wobbly boot – to become drunk

Q

• Dishonest – doctor
• Quickie – a brief flow of sex
• Quid- money. To make a quid

R

• Rack – cocaine. Also means breasts
• Rack off – go away
• Rad – fantabulous
• Rafferty's Rules – no rules at all
• Rage – party
• Rage on – partied all night
• Ranga – a scarlet hed
• Randy – horny
• Rapt – extremely happy
• Rat arsed – boozer
• Rat pocketbook – cheeky person or idiot
• Rat sh$% – terrible
• Redback – $twenty notation
• Rego – registration
• Rellie – a relative
• Ridgie didge – truthful
• Band in – a substitute
• Rip off – something that is a lot more expensive than information technology should be
• Ripper – excellent
• Ripsnorter – excellent
• Road train – a large truck with multiple trailers

• Roadie – a beer you lot have on the way abode from somewhere
• Stone doctor – a geologist
• Rock up – to turn up somewhere
• Roo – kangaroo
• Root – sexual activity
• Root rat – someone who roots effectually a lot
• Rooted – tired. Besides come across Buggered, and Stuffed
• Ropeable – someone who is very angry
• Rollie – a cigarette you lot've rolled up yourself, like durrey
• Rort – defrauding something. What a rort!
• Rotten boozer – very drunk
• Crude nut – hillbilly
• Rug up – to apparel warmly
• Rug rat – a kid
• Rumpus room – a recreation or family room
• Runners – trainers, sneakers
• Rust bucket – a very quondam car

Due south

• Saffa – a South African
• Saltie – saltwater crocodile
• Due south'arvo – this afternoon
• Sand Groper – someone from Western Commonwealth of australia
• Sanger – a sandwich
• Sav Blanc -Sauvignon Blanc wine
• Schoolies – school graduates who have only finished school who then spend a week relaxing and jubilant the stop of their studies
• Schooner – a 425 ml drinking glass of beer
• Scone – caput
• Screamer – someone who becomes drunk on not much booze
• Scrubber  – a promiscuous woman
• Scumbag – a used condom
• See a man about a canis familiaris – to urinate
• Seppo – short rhyming slang for an American. Yank rhymes with 'septic tank'
• Servo – petrol/gas station
• Shag – to have sex activity
• Shagger – someone who shags
• Shark biscuit – a surfer that's only starting out

• Shazza – Sharon
• Sheep shagger – a New Zealander
• She'll be apples – it will exist all good
• She'll be right – like above – everything will be right (or Hunky Dory)
• Sheila – adult female
• Shindig – a political party
• Sh%$box – a very old automobile
• Sh%$faced – very boozer
• Sh&% house – something that's really bad or poor quality. Besides means toilet
• Sh$%kicker – someone who does an unpleasant job no ane else wants to do
• Sh%&scared – very scared
• Sh&% sandwich – a raw bargain
• Shonky – an item that'southward not of very good quality. There is a consumer mag called 'Pick' which has an annual 'Shonky Awards' which is a dubious award roll of dodgy products and services
• Shoot through – to get out somewhere/someone
• Show pony – someone who likes showing off a lot, such as man dressing upwards to try and print everyone by behaving like a peacock
• Show the ropes – show how things work around here
• Sickie – to have a day of work without being sick
• Silver pillow – what yous sleep on later on you've drunkard the goon (wine) out of information technology and blow it up with your mouth
• Sit on a beer – to drink a beer slowly
• Half dozen pack – a pack of six bottles of beer
• Skint – see broke – no money
• Skite – to brag or boast about something
• Slag – a promiscuous person
• Sloshed – drunk
• Spine bashing – resting
• Strides – trousers
• Strine – Australian Slang
• Skewiff – askew
• Skimpy – a scantily clad barmaid. Mainly used in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia
• Skull – to drink a beer very fast
• Slab – 24 cans of beer
• Slack – lazy
• Smart arse – someone who knows everything
• Smoko – coffee break
• Snag – sausage
• Snag purse – sausage roll (mystery meat encased in pastry)
• Sook – to sulk
• Spaced out – high on drugs
• Sparrow's fart – dawn
• Speedo – the speedometer on a car
• Spread – a large collection of different types of nutrient
• Sprog – sperm
• Sprogs – children
• Spewing – really disappointed
• Spit the dummy – an over reaction
• Spruiker – someone who's trying to sell you something
• Sprung – when y'all are caught doing something you shouldn't exist doing. Similar to disrepair
• Murphy – a potato
• Spunk – a actually good looking person
• Sparkie – electrician
• Spill your guts – to reveal a deep down secret
• Squiz – to have a squiz menas to 'accept a look'
• Standover human – usually involved with criminal gangs, and this is a big guy who threatens someone with physical violence to get his mode
• Starkers – naked, ie stark naked
• Steak and Kidney – Sydney

• Stickybeak – someone who is a nosy person
• Stiffy – when a human has an erection
• Stinker – a very hot day
• Stone the crows – I'm amazed
• Stoked – extremely happy and pleased
• Straight upwardly and down – an honest person
• Strawbs – strawberries
• Straya – brusque for 'Australia'
• Strewth – what a surprise mate
• Stonkered – really boozer
• Strike a accident – to help with something
• Strife – problem
• Strine – Australian Slang!
• Stinger –  jellyfish
• Stroppy – someone who is in an irritable mood. Come across 'Cranky'
• Stubbie – a 375 ml bottle of beer
• Stuffed – really tired
• Stunned mullet – a shocked person
• Sucked in – to be tricked into something
• Sunbake – to sunbathe
• Subbie – a subcontractor
• Sundowner – a beer boozer at sunset
• Sunnies – sunglasses
• Surfies – people who surf all of the fourth dimension
• Sus it out – to investigate something
• Suss – short for 'suspicious'
• Sweet as – crawly
• Swifie – to trick someone, i.e. pull a swiftie

T

• Ta – thank you
• Tart fuel – pre mix drinks often drunkard by women
• Tacker – child
• Taddie – a tadpole
• Accept a slash – to urinate
• Take the piss – to brand fun of something or someone
• Tallie – a 750 ml canteen of beer
• Alpine poppies – successful people
• Tanked – really drunk
• Tap – faucet
• Tasweigan – someone from Tasmania
• Tea – Dinner
• Technicolour yawn – to vomit or spew
• Tell him he's dreaming – quote from 'The Castle' movie, meaning unrealistic expectations
• Tenner – a $x notation. Too known as a 'Pavarotti' (yous know, a tenor…)
• Tenpin bowling – The states like bowling
• Tezza – Terry
• That one didn't fifty-fifty touch on the sides – when you are so thirsty, you lot eat a drinkable in ane gulp
• The lot – everything
• The Mrs – someones wife
• Thingo / Thingamajig – a matter or item
• Thongs – flip flops
• Throw down – a very small-scale canteen of beer you lot can 'throw downwards' your throat quickly. Likewise known as 'grenades'
• Thunder box – toilet
• Tickets, on yourself – to have a high opinion of yourself
• Tight arse – stingy person – someone who is very tight with their money
• Can lids – rhyming slang for kids
• Tinnie – a can of beer. As well means a pocket-size aluminium boat
• Tip – the garbage dump
• Toastie – toasted sandwich
• Togs – swimsuit
• Tool – idiot. Also means penis
• Likewise right – I definitely agree
• Tiptop Terminate – Northern Territory

• Torch – flashlight
• Tracky dacks – a tracksuit
• Tradie – tradesman, similar a plumber, carpenter
• Trannie – transvestite, or transistor radio
• Tree hugger – environmentalist. See 'Greenie'
• Trolley – shopping cart
• Trolleyed – very drunk
• Truckie – truck driver
• True blue – patriotic, genuine
• Tucker/tucka – food
• Turps – turpentine. As well means alcoholic drink (ie. on the turps!)
• 2 Up – gambling game played on Anzac Day

U

• Ugg Boots – sheep skin lined boots that keep your feet warm in winter. Also known equally 'Uggies'
• Under the weather – hungover
• Uni – university
• Unit – an apartment. Also means apartment
• Up the duff – meaning
• Up sh%$ creek –  in trouble
• Upwardly yourself/himself/herself – someone who has an extremely loftier opinion of themselves. These people ordinarily have delusions of grandeur. Context – 'he was and then up himself that he was coming out the other stop'
• Uterus – utility wagon/car

V

• Vee dub – a Volkswagen car
• Veggo – a vegetarian
• Vegies – vegetables
• Verandah – balustrade

W

• Wagging school – skipping school for the day
• Walk of shame – wearing the same clothes in the morning that you've worn out after the big dark before. Likewise, when you're leaving someone's place where you've just slept with them. Similar my crazy mate did after he had amorous liaisons with a lady on a cricket oval…
• Wally – a fool or idiot
• Wanker – someone who masturbates. An idiot
• Wanted to chew my arm off – you experience like doing that when you've just slept with someone you didn't actually want to
• Water the horses – to urinate
• Wax head – a surfer
• Weak as piss – weak
• Weaker than a sunburned snowflake – very weak
• Wearing the dark-brown underpants – you need these when you're really, really scared!
• Weekend warrior – someone who works around the firm on the weekend
• Westie – someone from Western Sydney
• What'southward the John Dory – What'due south the Story?
• Whinge – whine
• Whiteant – to criticise someone
• White Pointers – Great white sharks. Also means topless females at the beach
• Wife beater – a nighttime blue blue singlet
• Wino – an alcoholic who drinks a lot of cheap wine, or plonk
• Wog – a influenza or virus of some description. Also a person of Mediterranean origin, east.one thousand. Italian, Greek
• Wombat – someone who eats, roots and leaves..
• Wonky – something that is very unsteady
• Woop woop – an isolated location, like the outback.
• Wouldn't piss on them even if they were on fire – y'all don't intendance about someone
• Wowser – a very boring, extremely conservative person
• Wristy – to  masturbate
• Wuss – weak spirited person

10

• XXXX – pronounced 'Fourex'. A beer produced in Brisbane, Queensland

Y

• Yabber/Yabba – to talk a lot
• Yabby – a freshwater crayfish (crustacean) y'all can eat
• Yak – to throw up
• Yank – an American
• Yeah Nah – um
• Yobbo – uncouth, unintelligent person. Usually male
• Yonks – a very long time
• You little ripper – a positive opinion about something
• Your shout – it'due south your plough to buy a drink for me
• Youse – plural of 'you'

Z

• Zack – not worth annihilation
• Zed – how to say the letter 'Z'
• Zilch / Zilcho – nothing
• Zit – pimple
• Zonked – tired

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